Purse Snatcher (Willie Garson): "Where's your newspaper? I gotta take a dump."
Roy Munson: "I don't have a paper."
Purse Snatcher: "I gotta crap. I need something to read."
Roy Munson: "Here, use this shampoo."
Purse Snatcher: "New and improved, I read this already. You got any of that new Mentadent?"