T.V. Interviewer (Jane Pratt): "So, which opponent poses the biggest threat to you in the tournament?"
Ernie McCracken: "Me. If I get drunk and fall down and hurt myself, I might lose. Sure babe. What's your name?"
Ernie McCracken: "I'm in 1103."
T.V. Interviewer: "Excuse me, what's the story behind this pending paternity suit against you?"
Ernie McCracken: "Oh, that's not a case at all. The woman's a stone-face liar. Let's not even talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one. Sorry, thanks for coming."