Navin: "Dear folks, I got this great job in a gas station. I don't want to say how much I'm getting, but lets just say its a lot. I'm enclosing two dollars."
Father: "That's a good boy."
Navin: "It's a lot of fun working and Mr. Hartounian is really nice. He's teaching me how to be impatient."
Navin: "Well, I gotta go now. What do you think I do? Write letters all day?"