Jay: "Well, wait a second. If there wasn't a 'Bluntman and Chronic' movie, then those bleepers wouldn't be saying bleep about Jay and Silent Bob, right?"
Holden: "They're not saying anything about you now. Okay? They're talking about fictional characters. Fictional characters. Am I... Am I getting through to you at all?"
Jay: "So, all we gotta do is go stop the bleepin' movie from gettin' made."
Holden: "Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars that you two would be entitled to in the process. What are you bleeping retarded? I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. You know, it... a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?"