Jay: "What if there's more super monkeys up at that lab? Maybe they're making an army of 'em up there. Holy bleep! Maybe it's a conspiracy, like in the X-Files, Roswell style. This little monkey could be the bleepin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race."
Jay: "I this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us."
Dante: "I'm not even supposed to be here today. Aaah!"
Jay: "And after the fall of man, these monkey bleeps will start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, when only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry 'You maniacs! Damn youse! bleep damn youse all to hell!' bleep. Not on my watch, motherbleeper. Die, you super monkey bleep!"