Jay: "Yo, maybe you can help us out. You know where they're shootin' a movie around here?"
Pumpkin Escobar: "You askin' me a question like that in Hollywierd, man? You got to come a little bit more specific than that."
Jay: "It's a Mirimax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop callin' us names on the internet even though they're not really talkin' about us but characters based on us. And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend who was killed in a car explosion's monkey."
Pumpkin Escobar: "Man, I don't know what the bleep you just said, little kid, but you special, man. You reached out, and touched a brothers' heart. So I'm gonna give you some directions. Gimme the map, Scott. Gimme the map, Scott!"