Jay: "'Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls because they both, in fact, lick balls.' Motherbleeper. It's time we wrote something back. Type this bleep down. All you motherbleepers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna bleep your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax bleeps who is makin' this movie, we're gonna make them eat our bleep, then bleep out our bleep, and then eat their bleep that's made up of our bleep that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherbleeps are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. That'll show those bleeps."