Jay: "Hey, wait a second. Aren't you that guy that bleeped the pie?"
Jason Biggs (himself): "You see, man? You see? It's never... in's never 'Hey, hey, you were in Loser, weren't you?' or 'Dude, you rocked in Boys and Girls.'. NO, it always comes back to that bleepin' pie. I'm haunted by it!"
James Van Der Beek (himself): "You put your dick in a pie."
Jason Biggs: "Enough!"