Jay: "Wait a second. Aren't you gonna direct us?"
Chaka Luther King: "Man, I will direct you to the unemployment line if you don't stop backtalking me, okay, cracker?"
Jay: "We don't know what we're doing. We didn't read the script."
Chaka Luther King: "Hey, it ain't that hard, man. I film the motherbleeper, right? Then I yell 'Cut'. Then I run the bleep out of here, go to my trailer, 'cause I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic and they all want a part in my movie and I got just the part for 'em."