Hitch: "Tonight I want you to meditate on the image of an iceberg. Do you know why I want you to do that?"
Albert: "Because I'm cool?"
Albert: "I know, I'm not. I..."
Hitch: "Uh, I'm saying that you are an iceberg in that over 90% of your mass is below the surface."
Albert: "I know I'm heavy. I am."
Hitch: "No, uh, I'm talking about who you are. It's a metaphore."