Burger Shack Employee: "As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinjing about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals everytime you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this mothebleeper down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherbleeper down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherbleeper down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So, uh, you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle."