Kumar: "This is weed. "
George W. Bush: "That's Alabama Kush. That's only the finest."
Kumar: "So, you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail."
George W. Bush: "Duh."
Kumar: "That's so hypocritical."
Harold: "Hey, hey."
George W. Bush: "Yeah? Well, let me ask you something, Kumar. You like giving handjobs?"
Kumar: "No, sir."
George W. Bush: "You like getting hand jobs?"
Kumar: "Yeah."
George W. Bush: "Alright. Well, that makes you a bleeping hypocriticizer too. So shut the bleep up and smoke my weed."