Pamela Mills (Shana Hiatt): "Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion?"
Dante: "This bleep is bleepin' crazy. I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. I heard some growlin' and bleep out in the yard. So my roomate and I, we go out to check the bleep out. I look up in the tree, and there's the bleeping king of the jungle!"