Tommy: "What's really funny is, the bleeping bank job away in Seacaucus. I'm in the middle of the bleeping weeds laying down. He comes over and says, what are you doing? I said, I'm resting. Here, you're resting? Go to the bleeping beach or the park. I said i'm rest-- I know I'm resting. I'm resting. They pull me in, they start giving me all kinds of questions, you know, this and that. He says, oh, so what are you gonna tell us, tough guy? I said, my usual, zero, nothing, I tell you... The bleep. He says no, you're gonna tell us something today, tough guy. I said alright, I'll tell you something, go bleep your mother. Bing, pow, boom, bing. You saw the paper, Anthony. My head was out like this, the prick. So now, I'm coming around, you know, all I see in front of me, this big prick again. He says, oh, what do you wanna tell me now, tough guy? I said, bing, what are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go bleep your mother. I thought he was gonna bleep. Pow, boom, bing. The bleepers. I wish I was big just once. Big cops."
Henry: "You're a pisser. You're really funny. You're really funny."
Tommy: "Uh-huh. What do you mean, I'm funny?"
Henry: "It's funny, you know, you're... It's a good story. It's funny. You're a funny guy."
Tommy: "What do you mean? You mean, the way I talk?"
Henry: "It's just, you know, you're-- you're just funny. It's-- you're fun-- You know, the way you tell the story and everything."
Tommy: "Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?"
Anthony Stabile (Frank Adonis): "Tommy, no, you got it all wrong. Hey..."
Tommy: "Ho-ho, Anthony, he's a big boy, He knows what he said? What'd you say?"
Anthony: "You're right."
Tommy: "Funny how?"
Henry: "W-- it's..."
Henry: "Just, you know, you're funny. That's all."
Tommy: "You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, I don't-- You know, maybe it's me, I'm a little bleeped up, maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to bleeping amuse you? What do you mean, funny? funny how? How am I funny?"
Henry: "I-- No-- Just, you know, how you tell the story. What?"
Tommy: "No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the bleep am I funny? What the bleep is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny."
Henry: "Get the bleep out of here. Tommy."
Tommy: "You motherbleeper, I almost had him. You stuttering prick, here. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning."