Cronauer: "Freddy and the Dreamers! (imitating slow speed) Wrong speed. We've got it on the wrong speed. For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right. Let's put it right back down. Let's try it a little faster, see if that picks it up. (imitating fast speed) Let's get it up on 78. Those pilots right now, are going "I really like the music. I really like the music. I really like the music.". Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something. Let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better. (imitating speaking backwards) "Freddy is the devil." Ohh! (Twilight Zone theme) "Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarized zone." (Twilight Zone theme continues) Alright. Hey, what is this "demilitarized zone"? What do they mean, "police action"? Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "You know, she looks pretty to me.". Hey, whatever it is, I like it because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz. (High pitched) "Oh, no, don't go in there." "Oh-we-oh, Ho Chi Minh." (High pitched) "Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon. You're among the little people now." (Munchkin voice) "We represent the ArVN Army, the ARVN Army. Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail." (Witch voice) "Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh my god. It's the wicked witch of the north. It's Hanoi Hanna! (Witch Voice) "Now, little G.I., you and your little tune-ooh too!" (Female voice) "Oh, Adrian. Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?" Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now."