Lt. Hauk: "The former V.P. will be here on Friday. I expect every minute of the V.P.'s P.C. to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival. Something funny, Garlick? Well, perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us."
Garlick: "No, sir. The former vice president is a delight, sir."
Cronauer: "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T., cause if it leaks to the V.C., he could end up an M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P."