Cronauer: "Wilkie, something special, okay? You go into a restaurant, okay? A waitress comes up to you. You're wearing your best new suit. She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like, "Eh, I'm sorry. What are you gonna do about it, bleephole?" What do you say to her? What would you say? The spilled something on your pants. What would they do... What would you do?"
Vietnamese Student Wilkie: "I do nothing."
Cronauer: "Come on Wilkie, It's cursing class. You're getting pissed off. What would you do?"
Vietnamese Student Wilkie: "I just remain reticent."
Cronauer: "Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife, she starts stabbing you. Ste's stabbing you. She's putting forks in you. She's got spoons in your eyes, Wilk. They're starting to cut you, putting spoons in your eyes. What would you do, Wilk? What would you do?"
Vietnamese Student Wilkie: "I'm waiting to die."
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Good Morning Vietnam: special.m4r (567 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
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To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)