Tuan: "You forget the girl."
Cronauer: "Oh, I'll let her say no."
Tuan: "She is say no. That is what walking away from you means."
Cronauer: "Hey, I'm interested in the girl. I'm not interested in you playing Dear Abby."
Tuan: "I know because she's my sister."
Cronauer: "I would, however, love to buy you lunch, maybe look at a family album. Come on."
Tuan: "I not like you, sir."
Cronauer: "Why not? I got a great personality. You ask anybody."
Tuan: "You phony, like American and French before you. Here to get something, leaving when you not get it. You come into my class, so maybe we like you. You come for the girl. You won't get her. You go."
Cronauer: "Okay, Sherlock. Yeah, I bribed my to meet the girl. You got me, bang. But hey, I like the class. I'm gonna stay. Let's be friends. Okay, come on? Come on. Come on."
Tuan: "You like me because of my sister."
Cronauer: "No, I like you because you're honest, because you're shorter than I am. We look like a before and after picture. Now, come on. Let me buy you a beer."
Tuan: "Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand."
Cronauer: "It's true. It's very true. That's an insult, isn't it?"