Garlick: "We got one positive call from some guy in Wichita who thought Hauk's comedy was visionary and interesting. The other 1,100 calls said that the man can't do comedy to save his dick. That's a direct quote, sir."
Sgt. Phil McPherson: "I've taken 90 colls this morning. They just don't like Hauk."
Garlick: "From a marine in Da Nang: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seams very negative to me."