Cronauer: "Hey, we're back. That last three seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walking In The Wind" . And now, here are the headlines. (Imitating Teletype) Ah! The're coming at you. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia. And Ethel Merman jamn Russian radar. The East Germans today claimed that the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products, an incredible thing. Yes' it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope. That's right. Pope-on-a-Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you! Ethel Merman today uses a test to jam Russian radar. Here's a brief test of that jamming. "Oh, I've got a feeling, that love is hear to stay" When asked for a reply, the Russians went, "What the hell was that?". (Imitates Teletype) Here's a news flash. Today President Lyndin Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertable on public highways. Hey, we got a great show coming your way today. Former Vice President Richard Nixon's in town. That's right, thi big Dick is here. Get ready. I think there's an incredible coincidence here. I think he sounds exactly like Mr. Ed. You be the judge. "I tell you this." Now liston. "Wilbur, come into the room." An incredible coincidence. Some more songs. Moving on, moving on into the dawn with the Dawnbusters."