Garlick: "Good morning, Vietnam! This is Eddie Garlick coming to you live from AFRS, Armed Forces Radio Saigon. It's 1629 hours here in Saigon, and Airman Adrian Cronauer is going home today. But he left a farewell message for all you guys out there still sweating it out in the fields. So without further ado, dere's the farewell extravaganza."
Cronauer: "Goodbye, Vietnam! That's I'm history. I'm out of here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them wagons rollin', Rawhide. Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast. And this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right. The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army. "I heard that." Oh, ho, you're here! Good to see you. "I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial." Speaking of things controversial, is it true that there is a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? "No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it." "I don't know, Adrian." Leo, Leo. "Adrian, take care of yourself. I just wanted you to know one thing. If you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps." Thank you, Leo. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special. "They'r ruby slippers, Adrian. Put these on and say, 'There's no place like home, there's no place like home.' And you can be there"."