Sgt. Maj. Dickerson: "You're not gonna last long here, pal."
Cronauer: "You can always send me back to Crete."
Sgt. Maj. Dickerson: "Oh you think this is a joke? I can come up with alternatives other than Crete. And, I'm real good at stuff like that. I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet. You don't think I can think of something good? Can you envision some fairly unattractive alternatives?"
Cronauer: "Not without slides."