Lt. Hauk: "I understand you're pretty funny as a dee jay, and well, comedy is a kind of hobby of mine. Well... well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby. Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes."
Lt. Hauk: "Yeah. And perhaps some night we could maybe get together and swap humorous stories... for fun."
Cronauer: "Oh, why not? And maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records. That'd be a hoot."
Lt. Hauk: "That's a joke, right?"
Lt. Hauk: "I get it."