Lt. Hauk: "Hello, Vietnam. And greetings. Soon, the news. Then... "Lieutenant Steve! Lieutenant Steve!" Who's that? "it's me, your old pal Frenchy." Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you something. Do you like good food? "Oh, but of course. Uh, the French love good food." Well' then I guess that would make you an 'Eatie Gormet'. (horn honking) "Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve." Oh, ho, ho, ho, Frenchy. "Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve" Oh, ho, ho, ho, Frenchy. You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy, because sometimes he 'Stan Getz' (honking) mad at me, and he could 'Al Hirt' me. (honking) "Uh, Lieutenant Steve, let's play some music." Okay, Frenchy. What would you like to hear? "Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man." Well, a good polka it is for my good friend Frenchy. (polka music plays) I think some apologies are in order."