Shelley: "You do not know how to run this office. You haven't got the sense. You haven't got the balls. Have you ever been on a sat? Has this bleepsucker ever been on a sit? Did you ever sit with a customer?"
John: "If I were you, I would calm down."
Shelley: "Oh, would you? Oh, my god, what are you gonna do, fire me? Ooh, ooh, Rick, ooh."
John: "It's not impossible."
Shelley: "Oh, really? On an $80,000 day? And what, it's not even noon yet."
Ricky: "You closed 'em today?"