Forrest Gump: "(sound of weapon being assembled) Done, Drill Seargent!"
Drill Seargent: "Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "You told me to, Drill Seargent."
Drill Seargent: "Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for OCS, Private Gump. You are going to be a general some day, Gump. Now, disassemble your weapon and continue. (sound of weapon being disassembled)"