Lt. Dan: "That's all these cripples down at the V.A.... That's all they ever talk about. Jesus this and Jesus that. Heh. Have I found Jesus? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening, but I have to help myself. Now, if I accept Jesus into my heart, I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven. Did you hear what I said? Walk... beside him in the kingdom of heaven. Well, kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of bleep."
Forrest: "I'm going to heaven Lieutenant Dan."
Lt. Dan: "Oh? Well... before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner and get us another bottle of Ripple?"
Forrest: "Yes, sir."