Scotty: "Hey, Mieke. 'Dear Scott, I was verry sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping you. Since you no longer have a girlfriend, maybe I could come to America and we could get to know each other better. Perhaps we could... zussamen.' What the bleep is 'zussamen'? 'Arrange a meeting.' No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right. This guy wants to have sex with me. Listen, Mieke. I don't want to arrange any meetings with you, you sick German freak. So please keep your hands off my genitals, and never write to me again, and don't come to America. Goodbye."