Mad Maynard: "Now, please, enighten me. Who the bleep are you?!"
Cooper: "That is a good questino, and,,, Scotty?"
Scotty: "Huh? We're the Manchester United fan club from Ohio."
Mad Maynard: "If you're Manchester United supporters sing the Manchester United sond."
Scotty: "Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm not much of a singer..."
Mad Maynard: "Sing!"
Scotty: "My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United football team! Eh? The best freamin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!"