Cooper: "You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause, uh, I think they already know."
Scotty: "No, you idiot. Mieke is a girl."
Cooper: "No, no, no, I get it. Yeah. He's the girl, and you're the girl, and sometimes you're both the girl. Right? Right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it."