Cooper: "Hey, check this out. I'm the pope!"
Scotty: "Cooper, take off the pope hat."
Cooper: "Oh, no. It's okay. I'm catholic."
Scotty: "Cooper, take it off, bleepdamnit!"
Cooper: "Oh, you took the lord's name in vain! Only I can forgive you now, my son."
Scotty: "Tak that fudging thing off!"