Madame Vandersexxx: "He's American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country overrun with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex with only one woman at a time, and one must learn the woman's name beforehand."
Cooper: "It was horrible."
Madame Vandersexxx: "I know. But you can come with me and let the vandersexxx begin."