Cooper: "This trip is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons."
Scotty: "What are you talking about?"
Cooper: "I'm talking about crazy European sex."
Cooper: "You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe, because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, uh, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright, which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures."
Scotty: "You've really thaught a lot about this, haven't you?"
Cooper: "It's my passion."