Lloyd Christmas (Eric Christian Olsen): "Somebody chipped my tooth."
Harry Dunne (Derek Richardson): "How do you think I feel? Someone bit me in the forehead."
Lloyd: "Oh, no! You could've saved that for the tooth fairy."
Harry: "That's stupid. I happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy."
Lloyd: "Your mom is the tooth fairy?"
Lloyd: "Wow, that is so cool."
Harry: "Yeah, she must do all the flying around when I'm asleep."