Kaye Faulkner (Christine Harnos): "And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony."
Shavonne Wright (Deena Martin): "What the hell are you talking about, girl?"
Kaye: "You weren't thinking about it, were you?"
Shavonne: "Gilligan's Island?"
Kaye: "It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy."
Shavonne: "Oh, my--"
Kaye: "Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women: one a seductive sex goddess type, the other a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So, guys have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing. We get a geek, an overweight middle-aged guy, some nerdy scientific type. I mean--"
Jodi Kramer (Michelle Burke): "The professor in sexy."
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