Mike: "You know, for the last year or so, I've been talkin' about going to law school so I can be an A.C.L.U. lawyer and be in a position to help people who are getting bleeped over and all that? Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, you know, and I'm lookin' around. And everybody's looking really pathetic. You know, what I mean? I mean, people are-- got like drool, just sorta-- And like this guys's bending over, you could see the crack-- It was just like wife beaters-- Anyway, it was-- And I realized I just didn't want to do it. You know what I mean? It sounds good and all, but I have to confront the fact that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. You know what I'm sayi-- I don't think I like people, period. I mean, you guys are okay. I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope."