Bruce: "Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Ste's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk."
Grace: "Come on. What are you doing?"
Bruce: "Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?"
Bill Ferry Owner (Dan Desmond): "Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want..."
Bruce: "Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? Eroding! Eroding! Eroding!"
Jack Baylor (Philip Baker Hall): "Cut the feed."
Control Room Operator: "Go to black."
Control Room Operator: "I'm on it."
Bruce: "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, bleepers!"