Evan Baxter: "In other news, the prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France."
News Director: "What did he just say? Check the prompter."
Control Room Operator: "The prompter's fine."
News Director: "Evan, read the copy, please. The copy's good. Just read it."
Evan Baxter: "The White House reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister, and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I lika do da cha cha."