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Bruce Almighty: blooddrive.m4r (513 K) 

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Bruce: "What is the deal-io?"
Grace Connelly (Jennifer Aniston): "We are having a blood drive."
Bruce: "Creapy. Needles. Yuck."
Grace: "Well, they need my blood. I have a very rare blood type. I am AB-Positive."
Bruce: "Really?"
Grace: "Mm-hmm."
Bruce: "I'm IB-Positive. I be positive they ain't touchin' me with no needle. I mean, it's just so..."
Grace: "Helpfull and lifesaving?"
Bruce: "No, it's your blood. It's blood. Blood's supposed to stay inside the body. That's where it's meant to be. Besides, they stockpile this stuff in a warehouse somewhere. It's all frozen on ice, an they tell everybody there's a shortage."
Grace: "That's not true. Where did you hear that?"
Bruce: "From a very reliable friend of a friend of a girl whose sister's going out with someone very high up in the government. But for your own protection, I cannot discuss it at this time. Now, get up before they see us together."

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