Mike: "Whoa, what happened to you? You fall into some mud or something?"
Steve: "Yeah, I did. And I'm gonna be rich because I'm the only person on Earth who knows where you can find white mud."
Mike: "I didn't say mud. I said crud. You fall into some crud or something? Let's get some water to wipe off that crud."
Steve: "Come on, Mike, I'm not one of your eight year olds that's gonna believe that."
Mike: "Shut up, Steve."