Willie: "Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy and you know what he did?"
The Kid: "He made it all better?"
Willie: "No, he kicked my ass. You know why?"
The Kid: "'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?"
Willie: "What the bleep? No."
The Kid: "He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?"
Willie: "No. It's because he was a mean, drunc son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it. You gotta learn to stang up for yourself. You're gonna have to quit being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something."