The Kid: "So Joseph went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem, the town of David. In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. Everyone went to his hometown to register."
Willie: "That it?"
The Kid: "Yep."
Willie: "That's an awesome bleeping story, kid."
The Kid: "There's more to it, but we have to wait till tomorrow."