Johnson (Clint Howard): "Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satelites is falling out of orbit."
General Clark (Kevin Cooney): "Which one?"
Johnson: "It's the one that looks like a pair of..."
Female Vendor (Donna D'Errico-Sixx): "Mellons! Big juicy Mellons!"
Male Shopper (Fred Stoller): "Are they nice and firm?"
Female Vendor: "Well, what do you think?"
Male Shopper: "Look at that. It looks like a set of giant..."
Shirtless Fan 'T' (Greg Grunberg): "Hey A and N, you're late."
Shirtless Fan 'A' (Brad Grunberg): "How we doin', man? Yeah!"
All Six Shirtless Fans (Except I he mouths whoo instead of yeah): "Go Titans, yeah!"
Shirtless Fan 'A': "Check it out. Those remind me of..."
Ozzy Osbourne: "Boobs!"
Sharon Osbourne: "Boobs, Ozzy?"
Ozzy Osbourne: "These filmmakers are just (beep) boobs."
Kelly Osbourne: "What do you mean, Dad?"
Ozzy Osbourne: "Well, they're using the same (beep) joke as they did in the last Austin Powers movie."
Sharon Osbourne: "What (beep) joke?"
Jack Osbourne: "You know, the (beep) joke about the long smooth rocket that looks like some guys'..."
General Clark: "Johnson."
Johnson: "Yes, sir?"
General Clark: "Any sign of that satelite?"
Johnson: "No, sir. It's gone."