Buddy: "Get undressed."
Dave: "What did you say?"
Buddy: "Take off your clothes. I've got a stress reduction technique I want to show you. It'll be good for you."
Dave: "Take off my clothes! Do you want to see me naked Buddy?"
Buddy: "Are you a homaphobe Dave?"
Dave: "No, I'm a pulling-my-penis-out-in-front-of-you-a-phobe."