Stacy (Krista Allen): "Ok um well, we're in the adult film industry."
Gina (January Jones): "And we're lovers."
Stacy: "Yeah, one day, Gina was having sex with this phillipino guy Milo, which was totally cool cause it was in the script."
Gina: "And then I asked Milo back to the house with us, which is cool because we like a little variety."
Chuck: "Variety is good."
Stacy: "So anyway, in the middle of our session, I look up and I see Gina kissing Milo on the mouth, which is totally not cool, because it completely violates our threesome code of ethics."
Gina: "So, stacy bit my toe off."
Stacy: "Yeah, and then Milo freaks out and calls me a crazy skank."
Gina: "And nobody talks to my bitch that way."
Stacy: "That's right."
Gina: "So, I stapled his lips shut."
Stacy: "And here we are."