Buddy: "I'm not telling you to elope with her Dave. Just go over there and flirt a little bit."
Dave: "Flirting is cheatings' ugly cousin Buddy. I am not a cheater."
Buddy: "Is it considered cheating if you we're passed around the cellblock like a peace pipe? Because, that is what's on the docket if you don't go over there and ask her out. Ok dave?"