Dave: "Well' you're batting a thousand in craziness. Now we're bumping into cars."
Buddy: "I'm just making a little room to back up. If I had lost my temper would I have had the presence of mind to leave my card and my insurance information?"
Dave: "Whatever Mr Insane-Vein-Popping-A-Little-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-While-Swinging-The-Bat Guy. I think you've got room to back up."