Finch: "Stifler, maybe you could forget about your dick for one second and actually be useful."
Stifler: "bleep you, Finch. You didn't eat bleep! Okay? You didn't prance around here like a ballerina for the whole week. 'Oh, wedding' this. 'Suck my ass' that. 'I'm special. You're special. We're all just a bunch of special bleepers, aren't we?' Well, you know what? I'm a-gonna get laid, Finch-bleeper. And it's gonna be oh, so good. It's gonna be like, 'You like this bleep, Mama?' And she's gonna be like 'bleepin' right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow.' Like... (Sucking... Meowing... Sucking...). You been here long?"
Stifler: "Oh, bleep. Yeah."
Finch: "Cadence, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to the real Steve Stifler."