Kevin: "Jim has to learn to dance for his wedding. You know, I think he's screwed."
Stifler: "Of course he's screwed. He's getting married. I can't wait to see this disaster."
Finch: "What makes you think you're invited?"
Stifler: "(Slurping) I already called up Jim's mom, got the info. I'm preparing for the fesivities. It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-bleeper. Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. And I'm gonna rock out with my cock out! Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about."