Stifler: "bleep this bleep. It's not worth it."
Jim: "Oh, hey, wait, Stifler. Stifler, hold on. Wait. Okay. Wh... what if, uh... What if you, uh, plan the bachelor party?"
Stifler: "With a dildo show?"
Jim: "Sure. Look just... if you can fund the time, uh, to fit it in, go ahead, surprise me."
Stifler: "Sorry, chief. That only gets you halfway there."
Jim: "Why? Why ha... What do you mean?"
Stifler: "I need assurances that I'm gonna get some quality action at this wedding."
Jim: "I can't... I'm sorr... I can't... I can't make that promise."
Stifler: "Well, let me put it to you this way, Jimbo. No pussy, no dancing. Okay? No pussy, no dancing. How's that for polite?"